I’d prefer not to think of this as a whining post. I’d prefer to think of this as an “intellectual examination of the authoring process.” Look, I’m an English professor. I have a license to euphemism!
I read a lot of people who are working on finding an agent, and I find myself thinking about playing the game as a writer. Writers send out queries to agents, agents read and make their subjective judgment, and rejections, partials, fulls, and even occasionally successes come from there. That’s pretty much the process.
Things get weird on the writer’s side because of
1. Entitlement
2. Insecurity
3. Anger and bitterness
4. Patience
Things get weird on the agent’s side because
1. Writers don’t understand that an agent’s call is also subjective.
2. Writers are sometimes impolite.
3. Writers are unprofessional in representing their image.
It sounds like I can only find fault with the writer. Is that the case? Is this to say when you are looking for an agent that an agent is never unprofessional? No, it’s not, although I can’t understand why an author wouldn’t be happy to have found that out about the agent right away, so they can move on.


