If it’s Substance, I’m…
NOOOOO!!!!!
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Hulk Hercules?
Oh RLY?
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Finally, The Winter the Troll Danced with Old Nick?
I like this one.
But it just goes to show you, either this is not accurate, or I’m very versatile.
Who’d you get?
Catherine
Author: Catherine Schaff-Stump
Catherine Schaff-Stump writes fiction for children and young adults. Her most recent book, The Vessel of Ra, is the first book in the Klaereon Scroll series. She is currently working on its sequel, as well as penning the middle grade adventures of Abigail Rath, monster hunter.
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My vampire piece:
I write like
Bram Stoker
Okay…
My superhero piece:
I write like
Kurt Vonnegut
Score!
My Pan Piece:
I write like
Dan Brown
Um. Win, I guess.
My Satanist Piece:
I write like
Dan Brown
(Spit take!)
Well, I had enough fun with this to get a blog post out of it. I linked to this…
Anyway, I did a number of different pieces. The results were interesting — but I think it’s pretty clear that this is kinda bogus.
Mostly, my stuff seems to be written by either Steven King or Chuck Palahniuk. I, too, scored a Dan Brown — but that was compensated for by a Tolstoy, a Joyce, and a Shakespeare.
I can live with that.