07.13.10 | And the Author Is…
Posted in General at 8:01 pm
If it's Substance, I'm...
NOOOOO!!!!!
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Hulk Hercules?
Oh RLY?
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Finally, The Winter the Troll Danced with Old Nick?
I like this one.
But it just goes to show you, either this is not accurate, or I'm very versatile.
Who'd you get?
Catherine




My vampire piece:
I write like
Bram Stoker
Okay...
My superhero piece:
I write like
Kurt Vonnegut
Score!
My Pan Piece:
I write like
Dan Brown
Um. Win, I guess.
My Satanist Piece:
I write like
Dan Brown
(Spit take!)
Well, I had enough fun with this to get a blog post out of it. I linked to this...
Anyway, I did a number of different pieces. The results were interesting -- but I think it's pretty clear that this is kinda bogus.
Mostly, my stuff seems to be written by either Steven King or Chuck Palahniuk. I, too, scored a Dan Brown -- but that was compensated for by a Tolstoy, a Joyce, and a Shakespeare.
I can live with that.